BIGH: So I was putting nose spray up my nostrils and although the directions tell you to use only 2 to 3 sprays I went ahead and did 6. After a while I felt like I had in fact became Afrin.

BIGH: So i was really high the other day off of honeyoil hoots (an indica strain) and well you know how if you concentrate on looking at something you can see all the little colors that make it up (like looking at an object in the dark) well imagine all of those little colors coming into sync and doing circular rotations around my vision while dancing and swirling. That's what I was seeing and I actually thought I was looking into an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE.

BIGH: ok last year around this time, we decided to get our friend high for the first time, we found a forest with a fort in it, lite up some dutches and somehow thought that it was barbarically funny the way we were smoking. We proceeded back to my place eating 3 bags of chips and laughing all night. Out of nowhere we saw a bum sleeping on a huge tree that was prob 20 feet high. We yelled at him, he woke up, and fell flat on his face.

BIGH: I was taking my morning dump when I suddenly woke up and realized that I was still sleeping...

BIGH: Got so retardedly high that I couldn't even get up to take a piss. It was like my ass and the couch were stuck together like the cheese on a grilled cheese sangwich.

BIGH: me and some friends decided to buy some green and go and smoke it in the park. well that was my first time, but the others had been doing it for years, and i thought i did pretty well keeping up with them, until i nearly whiteyed! xD i lay down in the grass while they decided to go and sit on the nearby bench. then, out of nowhere, a cookie hit me in the head! they were throwing food at me. so i had to (try) and through it back, but i was fucked! good times :D

BIGH: Got zooted and promised myself that I would skip the heavenly munchie phase. Saw a pizza commercial and ended up ordering 3 pies from Dominos.

BIGH: Went to a club with bloodshot eyes. The bouncer asked me to recite the alphabet backwards are else I wasn't allowed into the club. Dude definitely knew I was high...what an overly-large fucker.