BIGH: Me and some friends went to eat at del taco. The guy taking our order had a very heavy accent and a mean mustache. My friend asked him if he was guacomolean.

BIGH: The second time I smoked was with a friend at his place. I was so high that I felt like cheese in the microwave, just melting away.

BIGH: Went on a cruise with my family and shared a room with my sister. Took me 4 days to recognize that we only had one toothbrush in the bathroom.

BIGH: Hemp... (the real name for what we smoke and the name that we should use. Marijuana is a Mexican slag word. Which is totally kool but was imposed on us by the government. And so there is the rub!)keeps me from doing to the man what the man does to me. OVER GROW THE GOVERNMENT! THROW SEEDS EVERYWHERE!

BIGH: Hopped out of my car and clicked the lock button. I hear a loud noise coming from my car so I turn around and see my car slowly moving backwards. I forgot to put the car in park!

BIGH: Played an entire football game on Xbox 360....and they say you can't do shit when your high.

BIGH: I'm a survivor of the struggle, I lived life hard Single mama with half a job, I was raised by God No dad, the only role model I had Was a ounce of that white powder, in a Ziplock bag

BIGH: Went food shopping on the 6th of this month. Had to wait in line for literally two hours because apparently that's when peoples food stamps refill. Recommendation, never go food shopping on the 6th high.